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seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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I can’t help loving you, can I?

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fairytalesandtimetravel:

captainswaan:

You might not be able to move, Swan, but you cut quite the figure in that dress” 

#look how cute they are #emma never makes that face #she’s so happy to hear he thinks she looks good #she knows she’s his type obviously #but like #she’s always had her guard up towards his flirting #but look #look how much she loves it #she likes being loved #and he’s so happy that she likes it too #ugh (via onceuponamirror)

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chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

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French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire: l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent.
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Disney Villains Week » Day Four: Most Evil/Disgusting Villain

Maleficent
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killianemmaa:

(x)

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shinjiandthehirakos:

1/? OTPS: Niles and Daphne [Frasier] 

I, Daphne Moon, do take thee, Niles Crane, as my husband. I promise you my fidelity and my support, my laughter and my tears, my constant friendship and my unending love as long as we both shall live. 

I, Niles Crane, do take thee, Daphne Moon, as my wife. I vow to you my fidelity and my support, my honor and my respect, my honesty and my protection. You are my comfort, my joy, and my one true love. I will cherish you all the days of my life, and treasure the journey that has brought to this most wonderful perfect place. 

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Frasier - Revealing Clothing

Niles: Daphne, you're not going out in that, are you?
Daphne: That's it, I'm staying home.
Roz: No, just try it, we can accessorize it.
Niles: With what?! A lamp post and a public defender?!
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Anonymous said:
I personally don't think Milah liked responsibility. She liked power, she liked being in charge, but she definitely didn't like actually earning anything on her own merit. And that makes me wonder if Killian's crew resented her being able to order them around when all she did was have sex with the captain? She also got better living conditions than them, better clothes, and probably more of the plunder too. I can't imagine they would have liked that.

I don’t see her being popular with the crew at all specifically cause she got the power without doing any of the work. And I think she hated doing work also. She was lazy, proud, and entitled, which are not the traits of a worthwhile person.

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